Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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This is my first one, I'm ashamed to sayI was out in the wilderness on a boat with a few Higher Education Entrepreneurship Groups. They were on some teambuilding trip involving eyeliner or something, I didn't delve in too deep.
One morning, whilst I was having a coffee and a cigarette, a huge fucking bear jumped on the boat and started smashing things up! I was shit scared and jumped in the water, and upon surfacing the bear had made it's way to the bridge and having dispatched the Captain turned it's attention to breaking the wheel.
No matter how hard it was hitting the wheel it would not break and the ship was going left and right wildly. That's how I left the
"Bear-steered kohl-Heegs."
I feel dirty now.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:18, Reply)
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