Bastard Colleagues
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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On the subject of thickery multiplied by 3
A receptionist used to open the post and distribute CDs containing data to us. She's make a point of writing the client's name on the label so we knew where it came from.
One dozy pillock piped up:
"This CD is wanked"
I ejected it and discovered why.
It was sans label. The secretary had scribbled all over the data side of the CD so it couldn't be read.
"Better phone **** and ask them for another CD?" suggested the aforementioned pillock.
I simply squirted some tippex thinner onto a tissue and wiped off the marker pen.
Job done.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)
A receptionist used to open the post and distribute CDs containing data to us. She's make a point of writing the client's name on the label so we knew where it came from.
One dozy pillock piped up:
"This CD is wanked"
I ejected it and discovered why.
It was sans label. The secretary had scribbled all over the data side of the CD so it couldn't be read.
"Better phone **** and ask them for another CD?" suggested the aforementioned pillock.
I simply squirted some tippex thinner onto a tissue and wiped off the marker pen.
Job done.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)
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