Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Sounds like a teacher I had years ago......who taught me GCSE History. This crabby woman was either menopausal or perpetually pre-menstrual and seemed to have this peculiar fascination with Michael Portillo. This was never admitted as some sort of sexual longing*, but her mannerisms suggested as such. If you got her talking politics and the Tory party came up, she'd start off on one:
"William Hague's** just lacking a bit of drive. The policies are there but he hasn't got that /grunt/ ooh, that charisma. Now, Portillo..."
At this point, either she'd grab the 30cm ruler quite firmly, or her hands would start to drift down her skirt...
"...yes, Portillo, he's got a leader's personality..."
...and so forth through similar bollocks until she was...well, I don't she ever actually masturbated in front of us, but it was for the best that she really she'd been led off topic and go back to the lesson...
*Perhaps because everyone else reckon's he's bent
**He was the party leader at the time, if anyone's trying to guess my age
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