My ex Tiffany and I
Visited the UK several years ago(how I found out about this site), and had our stop in Wales. Now I know some of you will say what's beautiful in Wales? Unless you're Welsh, in which case you'll say the sheep are lurvly.

But I digest, here is what happened. It being a school type trip, we had a tight schedule to follow. We were given very little free time. I had hooked up with Tiffany and we would sneak off every chance and play fuckaroo or hide the salami or whatever. Nearing sunset, we were frolicking in the grass in this field, as you do.

As I was nearing climax, she decided to finish me off orally. The moment came when in mid-orgasm, a sheep bleated very very near to us, causing her to scream/snort a load of spunk. All Tiffany could do, while choking on a mouthful of my unborn children, was stutter b-b-bbb-bb-b.

That was my B-ewe-Tif-full moment.

I apologize for nothing.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 1:31, 1 reply)

so b-b-bbb-bb-beautifully contrived!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:28, closed)