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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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After a thoroughly enjoyable cards night I decided to retire to my bedroom.
Despite the whisky fuelled fug clouding my senses and my coordination I managed to dig the keys and wallet and phone etc out of my pockets and chuck them on the bed and take my clothes off. As I started the semi controlled descent towards my duvet I realised that not only had the cat done a massive sloppy shit right in the middle of it but that I had just added several of my more valuable possessions into it too.

Just you try berating a cat at three in the morning whilst stripping a duvet and trying to wash the stench of digested KiteKat from a wad of ten pound notes, a wallet and a Nokia 6310.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:26, 2 replies)
Cat thinks:
"Make a wryly captioned photo out of THAT, you bastard!"
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:28, closed)
Do you know, the little fucker did look particularly smug.
Even for a cat.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:18, closed)

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