Bedroom Disasters
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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And another roasted pea from yesteryear.
Never attempt your first go at botty-mining with a lady while sharing a room with three other people who are plainly not asleep yet.
The look on her face as she waddled towards the bathroom will stay with me til the grave.
Also, your room-mates will probably overhear the fifteen minutes of begging beforehand.
( , Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:09, 1 reply)
Never attempt your first go at botty-mining with a lady while sharing a room with three other people who are plainly not asleep yet.
The look on her face as she waddled towards the bathroom will stay with me til the grave.
Also, your room-mates will probably overhear the fifteen minutes of begging beforehand.
( , Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:09, 1 reply)
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