Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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The dog farted...It was so disgustingly foul that all sexual activities were temporarily suspended while some fresh oxygen was enticed through the open door and window.
EDIT: I should add the sexual activities were with my ex GF. Not the dog. Just making that clear.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:16, 7 replies)
Glad you cleared that up...They'd have been on you like a....well....dog on heat.
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YupI always blame the dog too.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:45, closed)
Fanny farts are funny.(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:38, closed)
if fanny farts smell that badthen there is something rather wrong
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:23,
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(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:40, closed)
let the dog out the roomwhen you are boning the mrs.
the guff was probably the dogs way of subtly saying get
me the fuck out of here
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:45, closed)
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