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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Night terrorsSleeping with my ex, after an awful weekend of being ignored, I suddenly woke up terrified, dissorientated and screaming. See, I'd been having a night terror, which I only get when stressed or depressed, when her phone rang, the vibrate woke me but I was confused and afraid. I remember thinking very clearly "Why am I screaming? Should I keep screaming? It would be worse if I wasn't screaming when I should be then to scream when I shouldn't." So I kept screaming until I got shouted at. Then I instantly fell into fits of giggles until I fell asleep again.
The lady wasn't impressed but then, I'd had an awful weekend and it was entirely down to her selfishness so I wasn't overly bothered.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
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