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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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If one is good, why not three?
Many years ago (probably before most B3tan's were even conceived, a young Maclir and his girlfriend were feeling amorous... well, to be completely honest, our raging teenage hormones had turned us into the extreme of horniness. After waiting for what seemed like decades (actually, only a few months), we decided that we had to do the deed. Late one night, I drive several miles (and four suburbs away) to an all night chemist, and obtained the necessary box of a dozen condoms.

One afternoon just after that, when no one else was around, we decided that THIS WAS THE DAY. After lots of foreplay, she rolled a condom on to my erect, but virginal penis. Then she though, "No, I really don't want to get pregnant", and rolled a second franger on over the first. Just as I was about to plunge my well wrapped todger into her virginal honey pot, she said "Wait, I really REALLY don't want to get pregnant", and rolled a third onto my wet-check (TM) clad willie.

Finally - yes - I was inside her. Several minutes later (and one or two orgasms on her behalf...) I was still inside her. More thrusting, more in and out... bugger me, I couldn't feel a thing through the three layers of Ansell's most popular product. She was getting dry and sore, and I was exhausted.

At least we both lost our virginity together - and the next time, a few days later, was far more successful.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:24, 1 reply)
here's a tip
Wearing mroe than 1 condom actualy causes the condom to rub together making them alot more liekly to break and icnreases her chances at getting pregnant.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:26, closed)

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