Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Huzzah! You win. I can now reveal to you the easter egg.I got beaten up whilst trying to shag some woman for having mistakenly drunk a bottle of champagne that wasn't mine to drink. Which I classified as a "Bedroom Disaster", hence answering this weeks question.
Did that help, do I have to clarify it any further?
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You really are a thick fucking cunt.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:48,
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Yet you came back for a look.(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:55, closed)
People slow down for car crashesand stare at gaping flesh wounds too. Doesn't make them anything you want to be involved with.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:56,
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Ya gotta rubber-neckwhen the opportunity arises.
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Trust me.Nothing you could say would possibly make me feel mocked.
Nothing.
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I'm fairly sure that's not how mocking works.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:59,
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So we should stop laughing at you because you're too stupid to realise just how stupid you are?Hahaha. You daft prick.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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Yeah, I actually got the 'plot' of the story.Most people are being deliberately obtuse for comedy value when they say they don't understand you. What they really mean is you write like a drunk incoherent subnormal idiot. No offence.
Sigh. Please don't reply. It's too tiring.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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