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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Huzzah! You win. I can now reveal to you the easter egg.
I got beaten up whilst trying to shag some woman for having mistakenly drunk a bottle of champagne that wasn't mine to drink. Which I classified as a "Bedroom Disaster", hence answering this weeks question.
Did that help, do I have to clarify it any further?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:28, 2 replies)
You really are a thick fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:48, closed)
Yet you came back for a look.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:55, closed)
People slow down for car crashes
and stare at gaping flesh wounds too. Doesn't make them anything you want to be involved with.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)
Ya gotta rubber-neck
when the opportunity arises.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)
I like to mock the afflicted.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:16, closed)
Trust me.
Nothing you could say would possibly make me feel mocked.
Nothing.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)
I'm fairly sure that's not how mocking works.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:59, closed)
So we should stop laughing at you because you're too stupid to realise just how stupid you are?
Hahaha. You daft prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:01, closed)
Yeah, I actually got the 'plot' of the story.
Most people are being deliberately obtuse for comedy value when they say they don't understand you. What they really mean is you write like a drunk incoherent subnormal idiot. No offence.

Sigh. Please don't reply. It's too tiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:58, closed)

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