*Boke*
Fuck the minge ban!
The worst thing I've ever had in my mouth WAS a minge, it was unbelievably fucking horrible, and my room stank of warm rotting flesh for four days (even visitors complained) before I found the unfilled condom under my bed, still carrying enough residue fanny evil to ruin the harmony of an entire house.

From time to time my penis whiffs, but how on earth does someone let their genitals deteriorate to the point that they leave a several-day-long contamination cloud on everything they touch (besides a yoghurt douche, of course)?

I'm nervously wiping my mouth as I type this.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:55, 1 reply)

wiping wanking in
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:57, closed)