The Best / Worst thing I've ever eatenPinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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The worst meal, in one of the best places1. It was supposed to be fried chicken. It looked like it - all crispy-brown and juicy-looking and fishy-smelling and... wait, what? If it was from a chicken, it was apparently a chicken fed only fishmeal and then fried in tuna oil. It smelled and tasted like every adolescent pudenda joke ever.
2. Black beans. Crunchy black beans. Oh, I'm sorry, it's not the beans that are crunchy, it's the SALT!! Sparkly with crystalline goodness, and an apparent perfect match for the poisson-poulet. Also makes a perfect emetic after the entree, to make room for pudding...
3. To this day I know not what it was, save that it must have nourished the baby Cthulhu after he devoured his mother. I think it was jellied vomit. Garnished with peeled lamb testes, in a sauce of mint, pine nuts, and hog semen.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)
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