not exactly stewpendous
there is a tie for the worst thing i've ever eaten, between 2 things that both involve my brother.

the first one was a stale victory v sweet(remember those?) that had been stuck down the back of my grandad's couch for god knows how long. my brother found it and bet me 20p i wouldn't eat it. for a 6-year-old in 1980, that meant many penny sweets, so i ate it. my god, rancid just doesn't cover it. that methuselah sweet must have been there since before i was born, it tasted like(i'd imagine) licking a mummified scrotum. i spent ten minutes retching, my brother laughing like a helium-filled gibbon the whole time. bastard never gave me my 20p, either.

the second was again at my grandad's house, about 3 years later. mum and grandad had nipped out to the shops, leaving me and my brother alone to watch t.v.
we got hungry.
my brother decided that, as he was the oldest, it was up to him to make us both some lunch. he filled a very large pan halfway up with water, then added potato peelings, carrot peelings, a full loaf of unsliced bread, torn into chunks, a box of oxo cubes, a few apples and about a pound of salt. just as this vile hellbrew was coming up to the boil, mum and grandad came home. after seeing the state ofthe kitchen, mum decided that making us eat the frankenbroth we'd created would be a fitting punishment. i managed 2 spoonfuls before crying. all that salt made my mouth pucker like a cat's arsehole. i puked my guts up about half an hour later. mum was so upset at the result of her punishment that we both got a big bag of sweets.
didn't feel well enough to eat them for 2 days, though :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:52, 4 replies)

I like cats that much
that I will click for the mere mention of their puckered ring.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 0:01, closed)

:)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:13, closed)

Victory Vs used to be tough
They seem to have gone all wimpy and bland now. Same flavour but no burn. Can't see the point of eating them if they don't fight back.
(unclestinky, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:55, closed)

this one fought back
it had been there so long, it had practically evolved into a whole new species
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:14, closed)