Traveling eastern europe
After graduating from uni my folks gave me some "get started" money. Instead of getting started i decided to blow it on traveling eastern Europe where the wine, food, women and architecture is fantastic. While in Hungary i was eating a fine meal of steak in red wine sauce, great but not amazing. The waiter then offers the table a digestif drink after the meal. He brings over a bottle of Unicum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicum). I have never tasted anything so fucking awful in my life. If anyone ever travels Europe and brings this back as a present for you then use as a toilet cleaner instead, they will obviously try to make you drink it to see if your an ungreatful cunt or not for their own pleasure. Pretend that you have given up drink when you see the bottle.

On the same holiday i was in Split, Croatia. Best seafood risotto i have ever tasted.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:59, 3 replies)

By the great hairy bollocks of the Jolly Green Giant, ^^this^^
I think it's called "uniCUM" because you won't know whether to spit or swallow...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, closed)

There's a reason
that the bottle is shaped like a cartoon bomb.
( AWPS, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:56, closed)

looks and tastes like baby bio.
fact.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 27 May 2011, 18:24, closed)