Bloody Eskimos
When small I recall the excitement I felt on learning that when times were tight and the pickings a bit thin Eskimos would eat their candles (Yes I know better and it's inuits but this was in the past, which is, as they say, another country.) "Well now there's a thing", thought my young self, vowing to sample this delicacy at the earliest opportunity.

There's a considerable difference between the candles derived from seal by products and the ones under the kitchen sink, as it turms out. I can't attest to the toothsomeness of the blubber variety but I can, with certainty, state that household wax tastes disgusting.
(unclestinky, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:13, 3 replies)

Not all Eskimos are Inuits.

(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:26, closed)

Well no
But I was not going for an accurate ethnographic piece to be honest. Still, points awarded for pedantry.
(unclestinky, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:34, closed)

I knew it.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:57, closed)