protect your chicken
i used to eat a lot of chicken. seriously, almost every night. chicken drumsticks done in foil, with salad cream to dip them in is yummy.
picking up the wrong bottle on the night before you go on holiday is very bad, especially if it means you're now taking a large bite of chicken drumstick dipped in factor 15 sun cream.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 May 2011, 20:54, 5 replies)

Helping to keep those UV A & B's out of your tummy
1 bite @ a time!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 29 May 2011, 1:10, closed)

couldn't get the taste out of my mouth all sodding night
it was disgusting!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:13, closed)

Must make it difficult to brown the meat!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 29 May 2011, 20:18, closed)

heheheheh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 May 2011, 21:12, closed)

Is no-one going to do a "browning the meat" joke, then?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:01, closed)