Twas only a month or so ago
Me and a few of the boys loaded the car with pc's and went our annual road trip from ireland to Reading to a friends house for drinking and nerding (I believe it may be technically known as a LAN Party). We got to Reading, unloaded, setup and made for the pub. Massive drinking, kebabs and gaming later we all passed out. Next morning I had a right banging head on me so I got up and went into the kitchen. Got a couple of painkillers and grabbed a carton of orange juice from the fridge to wash them down. Due to excessive tongue fur, i was on my third gulp of orange juice before I realised something had gone horribly wrong.

I spat what i hadn't swallowed (shhhhh, don't do it people, you're bigger than this) and looked at the carton. I had just consumed several mouthfuls of raw 'Liquid Scrambled Egg'.

Who the f*ck buys Liquid Scrambled Egg?? I mean scambled egg isn't exactly Heston Blumenthal showing off. It's egg...scrambled.

To make matters worse when I looked up from the carton, liquid egg drooling from my lips, one of the other guys in the group was stood in the doorway of the kitchen. He'd watched the disaster unfold. He was literally twitching with mirth the rest of the morning waiting for the others to get up so he could relay the story.

I accept that some people claim a raw egg is good for a hangover. It isn't good especially if you're originally expecting orange juice. For the record, a big fry and loads of beers later in the afternoon cured it much better!
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)