Cabbage Soup Diet
A friend I worked with once started up the cabbage soup diet. Basically it's all you eat for weeks on end, so you waste away from lack of nutrition.

Unfortunately I shared a car drive in with him as well, and the smells leaking from his thermos (and probably his pores) was pretty rank.

It must have been worse for him though. He admitted that one night, a fair few weeks into the diet, he woke up feeling really hungry, but even more desperate for something with taste. Not wishing to break the diet, he ended up taking a swig of vinegar out of a pickle jar.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)