I tell you what, you dull prick.
If whatever dreary prick story you've told this week ends up on the 'best of' page then I'll admit that the best thing I ever ate was a big slice of humble pie.

But given that I'm on there considerably more often than you are, you tedious prick, it might be safer for you to just back away quietly with your bland little tale between your boring bandy legs.

Or you could just pop my name in your signature to show what a cute little puppy dog you are.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)