and this just seemed the perfect place to share this heartwarming tale of
getting pissed on a local authority tab and throwing up on your bosses cock? after the subsequent employment related trauma, and the fact that he had pretty good grounds for your dismissal, your self-esteem is still low enough to persuade you that anyone would find this funny?

blimey. I think I would have got to him first, explained how mortified you were and hoped the whole thing could be put behind you . mind you, I genuinely don't think I'd have got so cunted that I sucked off a middle manager in a quality hotel bathroom in st. albans. we're all different though, eh?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:07, 3 replies)

What about a travelodge?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:30, closed)

They're fine...
...classy like...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 31 May 2011, 22:35, closed)

Quick rule of thumb.
If the name has "quality" in it, the product doesn't.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:01, closed)

Hang on a tick.
I mostly agree, but why did he have good grounds for her dismissal? They were both equally involved - if she'd sexually assaulted him then yes, that's good grounds, but a couple of pissed-up colleagues having a messy fumble isn't a reason for firing her.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:19, closed)

It's because it's an attention seeking lie from a needy old trout who sees that posting poorly written soft-porn in masquerading as a 'true story'..
..is an easy way of gaining attention and validation, thus briefly raising her poor self-esteem.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:17, closed)