Holy fuck, I've just looked at the stories on your profile...
You really are an attention seeking beaker aren't you? I mean are you really that desperate for random internets to believe you have a sex life? (And a sex life not involving the loving embrace of a root vegetable and the warm afterglow of a healthy amount of self loathing?)
No wonder you're single. Probably let yourself go a bit and are now the merest hint of male attention has you flicking yourself raw until you wake up sobbing, spilled glass of Blossom Hill at you side.
Your blow jobs are probably shit too.
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 31 May 2011, 22:34, Reply)