That sounds hideous
Just to clarify, did that fall into the worst or best category? ;o) xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:22, 2 replies)

The best, obviously! ;)
If it had been Gordon's then it would have been a whole other story!
XXX
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:04, closed)

Just to clarify...
The Big Chill, Sunday afternoon, Mike's birthday, no cold booze left, gas for fridge run out...
"ok mike" says I, noting the diminished vittles...
"it's either warm Pinot Grigio or gin and custard..."
Without batting an eyelid or drawing breath the reply came...
"WARM White wine? What the FUCK do you take me for, you cunting Philistine?"
"OK then, big fella, looks like gin and custard it is then..."
And so i topped up the half full litre bottle of Plymouth gin with some premium ambrosia custard, fresh from the carton and gave it a good shuggle.
And thus a legend was born ;)
Every year since then I have celebrated his birthday (coincidentally my daughter's saints day) by re-enacting that momentous day in the correct fashion ;)
Just wish he was still around to help keep the tradition alive!

Fucking delicious!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 0:31, closed)