Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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MarmiteThere used to be this girl who hung around with us, even though noone liked her on account of her being a total cow. She was always trying to flirt with other peoples' boyfriends (and had recently split up a 9-year relationship by doing just this).
Anyhoo, she tried it on with my friend, lets call him Steve, sticking her tits out and saying in her best provocative voice:
"I'm just like Marmite - you either love me or hate me"
Steve replied:
"Yeah well I fucking hate Marmite"
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:16, Reply)
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