Bizarre leaps of logicAmorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
It was borderline acceptable even in Shakespeare's day if edged around...HAMLET
112 Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
OPHELIA
113 No, my lord.
HAMLET
114 I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA
115 Ay, my lord.
HAMLET
116 Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA
117 I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET
118 That's a fair thought to lie between
119 maids' legs.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, 1 reply)
Ophelia
120 the hedgerow is damp, m'lord, with crimson slough, otherwise t'would be up for country playtime.
(
Ken Oath, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52,
closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread