Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
Wait, you've got a triangular cock?
Is it like a white chocolate toblerone?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Ridged?
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gone, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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Letters halfway down the column?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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Makes me vomit as soon as it's in my mouth?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14,
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Everybody loves vomit.
/ac
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:37,
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No. It's roughly circular in cross section. It just has a sixty degree kink half way along its length.
Like all normal men.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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Also ... if yours is the colour of white chocolate you should prolly get your circulation checked out.
Or loosen the cock ring.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:59,
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Look I'm just naturally pale alright?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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Natural? Shit. I thought you were doing tweenage vampire cosplay.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:37,
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Fuck off, I don't sparkle.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:38,
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