Sin
God’s a really lovely bloke
As anyone can see
And so he got his first born son
And nailed him to a tree.

Jesus Christ died for your sins
Like murder, theft and porn
But what of all those other twats
Who died before he was born?

But sin was caused by some daft bint
She ate a naughty fruit
She had no heed of her misdeed
The whole thing’s fucking moot.

And who would set a trap like that?
A god who is all potent?
He must have known she’d fall for it,
The shit-arsed cunt-faced rodent.

So anyway, if J.C. died
To absolve every sin
We shouldn’t let him die in vain
So let the fun begin!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:42, Reply)