AUNT MARJ, SHE SO LARGE
My aunt marjorie-in her early thirties, I belive, lives in a room in her parents's basement, this being my Grandparent's house. Anyway, she is an incredible bitch who insists on forcing her opinions on people, and parents my cousins when their real parents aren't around. She also has refused to directly speak with me for a few years, which is fine. Aunt Marj, I assume, has a job working with kids, like a professional babysitter-which is terrible news for children because when she babysat me in my days of childhood, she was completely rotten to me and refused to take me to the beach because I didn't eat my bread crusts. Scary lady, isn't she? You don't know the half of it. Aunt Marj also happens to weigh about 300 pounds and has a beard. A BEARD. THATS NOT A TURTLE NECK-NO, NO, NO! Its always there, taunting me, I have to control my screaming urges, and not yell, "YOU HAVE A BEARD!" She just lets it grow. To SPITE me.
(Arctix, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 14:17, Reply)