Beserker......Sorry for length.....and width.
My black sheep uncle takes some respect.....

When I was a kid my old man said come on son were going on a special trip. It turned out we were going to Bombay to go and bribe a judge to let my uncle out of prison. He had just been arrested for smugling Gold/Rolexes into India....then my less than PC uncle told the judge to "stick his nice shiny new rolex up his fat colonial arse"......Cue four years in a lovely 'Midnight express' style nick...

Much later on he became a medic on an oil rig in Subsaharan Africa (Qatar) 200 miles offshore they all wake up one morning and he's dissapeared, cue 2 days of frantic searching Qatar by the US oil company he works for found him pissed !! (in a dry country !) paying a cab diver to drive him round in circles. Still to this day no-one has a fuckin clue how he managed to get ashore.

Now he lives in Spain, and the mentalists have let him have a speedboat.....He plays "chicken" with oil tankers.

We just await the next phone call..........
(higeldypigeldy, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 12:53, Reply)