Black sheep of the family II
Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
"Honestly doc, I just fell on it and it happened to go directly up my rectum which just happened to be suitably lubricated at that exact moment."
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:10,
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My mate womble fell out of a loft onto the top of a stepladder and ripped one of his bollocks off.
I reckon he'd have preferred the unlikely lubed violation option.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:53,
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Why's he called womble?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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He's only got one ball.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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You didn't go for 'Hitler', then?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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