for sure it's the valley of death, I open up my wallet and it's full of blood

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:00, Reply)

I have heard that your mother sucks cocks in hell.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Last..........
....ish.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Nonces alway say 'give it a rest'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:14, 4 replies)

(Eukanuba, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:24, 1 reply)

(Eukanuba, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Something oh something by The House Martins.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)

So did Sob Carehome cause anyone to lose their job?
Thought not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:01, 7 replies)

why can't you just die?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:00, 4 replies)

I was using a different computer
wasn't logged in. Browsing old QOTW (yes I am that bored)

Fuck me I missed all the S0ckpuppet/Rob. F/miseryMcuglywife/ringo malarkey

He had me on ignore ...I did think it got a bit slow a few times..too busy at the time to really notice
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:54, 16 replies)

“In a distant land many years ago, there lived a black sheep. It was executed by firing squad.

A century later, the grieving flock erected an equestrian statue in honour of the slain sheep that looked very nice in the park.

In the years that followed, every time a black sheep appeared, it was executed so that ordinary sheep could practice sculpture.”
( Vambo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:10, 6 replies)

One day at school, a young Keith Chegwin went along to his careers officer.
"I've decided that when I grow up I want to be a pub", he announced proudly.
"Don't be ridiculous" answered the officer, "everyone knows that Cheggers can't be boozers".
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:34, 22 replies)

LAST of the mohicans

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Baah!
( Vambo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:22, 1 reply)

bumhole

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

this question will never
last
(Eukanuba, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

She must have been an ugly child
My aunt met Jimmy Saville several times in her youth. She wasn't never nonced or nothing.

Racist old git.
(danishbacon is haram yes?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Non breeder
Unlike all my direct ancestors I have decided not to breed. This made my gran a bit miffed ... it also makes me the

LAST?
(Biff..., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:34, 1 reply)

Far be it from me to risk being too earnest on b3ta
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29, 2 replies)

muff

(Eukanuba, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Cock

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I've got an uncle who keeps himself to himself.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:35, 1 reply)

My hilarious joke:
Why did I even bother, huh?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:51, 2 replies)

This is the best reply this week, you all need to go and vote for it now
www.b3ta.com/questions/blacksheep2/post2221618
( Zuowan, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:35, 3 replies)

What if all the sheep were black and the odd one out was a white one?
WHAT THEN, EH?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:21, 7 replies)

i'm from wales
my mum was an actual black sheep
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:51, 2 replies)

Posting here to try and push this into 4 pages.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:20, 4 replies)

My cousin had a job cleaning commemorative engraved metal signs with a brush on a long stick.
Plaque sweep of the family FUCK YOU. LAST.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)