Black sheep of the family IIFreddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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My funny uncleI shoula known at my sixth birthday baysh that my uncle joe was a fucken wrong un when he put down his chinzano and asked te assembled kiddies if they wanted to see an elephant. Y;know the one with the inside out pockets? what a fucken prick. That ent the worst of it. This fucken joker got himself a job as a security guard at bejams or summat and used to regale us of hilarious tales when some old biddy'd ask him where the mince was and he'd point them in the direction of the fucken trebors! Every fucken year on boxing day when familial obligations and sherry fuelled memory loss kicked in and the cunt got invited to dinner again it was the same fucken story "HAHA IT WERE BEEF MINCE SHE WANTED BUT I SHOWED HER MINTS!" He didn't get his cock out so much tho, small mercys etc etc
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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