IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Stupid Stupid StupidGorgeous Newfoundland barmaid that for some reason found herself working in a small NE Scottish town (go figure!!), would always find time to stop and chat while I supped my pint.
Turns out she had two tickets to see Sheryl Crow in concert in Glasgow, she couldn't go as her BFF had pulled out. I had not long moved to Glasgow, nice little flat by the Clyde (I was up visiting family at this time).
She offered both tickets to me, like a fecking fool I bought both, not even registering the look of disgust on her face after all her subliminal suggesting (low cut top, big boobs, pouty lips, you know the thing).
Only realised once I was walking back home to the parents. Dad offered his fatherly sentiments - "You really are a twat".
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:32, 2 replies)
Which NE Scottish town. I live up that way, wondered if it was local to me?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:40,
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My Ex gf was CanadianWe were walking past the local duckpond and she asked me if I knew how deep the water was. "Oh its very shallow actually, as you can see it only comes half way up those ducks". "Ooh really that shallow eh? go figure!" came the reply. It was only after about an hour or so when the penny (or even cent) finally dropped.
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