You could easily pass for someone hitting sixty you fat stupid wanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:05, 1 reply)

Why, thank you.
I have been told in the past that I look quite distinguished.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:17, closed)

Pfffffft
I suppose the bar is quite low in Oz.
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:32, closed)

Like you'd get a look in.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:40, closed)

Quite, you must have a list of internet women who want to shag you as long as your nob.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02, closed)

True
Seeing as the only thing you know about me is that I've got tits and no knob, your reply is quite telling.
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:43, closed)

In what way?
EDIT: I don't really get this thing where you seem to think that I'm somehow interested in you (sexually or otherwise). It's not the first time that you've insinuated that I seem to be keen on you.

Just to be clear - YOU ARE A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET & I AM IN NO WAY INTERESTED IN PURSUING ANY TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:49, closed)

Don't flatter yourself
I have never once thought you'd be interested in me, and God I certainly wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.

Taking your picture into account, and how you conduct yourself on the internet, to be honest I'm surprised anyone would want to actually meet you in person.

I just though it was funny how you are automatically offensive when you know nothing about someone. Your replies are more telling than you think they are.
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:03, closed)

I like this.
Nearly as lacking in self-awareness as his fellow troll The Mock Turtle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:54, closed)

Why respond?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:29, closed)

I could ask the same of you.
I'm not that bothered to change my sig to have your name in it though.

Ah bless, have I upset the tubby little Ringo?
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 6:53, closed)

No.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:22, closed)

That's usually just a polite way of telling you that you've gone prematurely gray.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:35, closed)

About 25 when it started to creep into my beard.
So yeah, maybe.
Not so much "salt and pepper" as "Whitebeard" now.
When I've threatened to shave, the missus and daughter have howled in protest.

I've also got a pretty big bald spot at the back of my head.

EDIT: a pretty important comma after "shave".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:39, closed)