BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Back when I was about 7.......... We lived in North Devon on an RAF base.
Just out the back from our garden was a play park, one of many in the area. Anyway, one day I was pissin around on the slide, running up it and the like, not letting anyone else on and generally being a c0ck.
One of the other (bigger) kids understandably got a bit peeved at this and decided to extract some revenge by lobbing a brick up the slide as I came down it. The brick promptly hit my shoe, flipped up, and twatted me in the jaw, forcing my two front teeth through the skin under my lip and out of my mouth.
I'm told there was alot of blood, I however, was unconscious at the side of the slide having fallen off.
Still have the scar now.
I was being a c0ck though so probably deserved it.
Now I have a fear of slides...... and bricks....... uh oh.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:08, 2 replies)
No Shed.........Just artexed my house so I couldn't see the fuckers.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)
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