Enyzme just reminded me
My mate H once went down on his missus.
The little string from the chufty plug should have told him now was not a good time, but too many Stellas can impair your judgment.
Woke up the next day, came downstairs, whereupon we all pissed ourselves. He looked like some kind of Satanic Father Christmas.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:47, 1 reply)

Ah yes, similar circumstance
So, there I was, happy in my work, doing my good deed of the day. When, all of a sudden, "hang on... this tastes slightly more metallic than usual... and why can I feel trickling on my chin? Oh."
Obviously the focus of my affection had sensed by now what I had just realised as, whilst I was reaching for a tissue, she was lying there giggling like an absolute loon.

I'd be willing to bet she got more enjoyment out of the bleeding all over me than out of anything else - truly worthy of a b3tard.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:34, closed)