
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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A few years ago me and my family where enjoying a film and such - as families tend to - it was around christmas time so a lot of my family where around (I have a lot of siblings) and we had emptied 4 big bags of popcorn into a glass bowl. To cut a long story short (no pun intended) one of my brothers managed to knock the bowl onto the floor - where it smashed - and a large part of it bounced across my foot. I felt a bit of pain - but because the glass was so damn sharp it took a good few seconds for me to look down and notice the carpet around my foot pooled with blood and a 2 inch slice spurting blood like a broken pipe. I'm not at all squemish around blood and such - (I'm often the one who winds up clearing up after incontinent pets or the occasional savaged rodent my cat drags in) - so I can only assume that it was the loss of blood that made my vision fade and nearly pass out. Fortunately I got some stuff on it in time - and the doctor sewed it up. Still slightly annoyed that my parents where more upset about having to replace the carpet than the mortal wound inflicted on my poor foot!
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 17:33, Reply)
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