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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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What's red and foolish?
A blood clot.

Sorry.

/coat
(onefishtwofish Redfishbluefish, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 19:22, 4 replies)
Best
Joke Ever.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 19:35, closed)
Ha!
and indeed HA!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:50, closed)
hehehe
*guilty bad joke liking clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 15:51, closed)
Hee hee!
Have a click for making me snort loudly on a busy train
*clicky*
(KittehRedfern, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:10, closed)

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