Dental horror; aged 6
When I was a nipper, my dental hygene wasn't it's best. I ate alot of sweets and sugar on an almost daily basis and this reached it's peak when one of my jaw teeth finally caved in and dissolved under the acid. There was the inevitable hole in the tooth and agony ensured.

So I turn up at the dentist screaming my head off; it felt like a red hot poker being doused into the side of my jaw with every whimper I made, so I sat there shaking and crying, as any other 6 year old would do. The dentist drags me into his office and I'm sat on the dentist's chair with this nurse glancing over. He gets his "implements" and starts prodding the hole with his metal scraper while saying "Does it hurt?" No doc, I'm in fucking heaven for fuck's sake. More screaming, and then he nods to the nurse. She comes over holding a mask with a pipe on it, and then suddenly everything goes black.

I wake up an hour later and all I see was the same nurse with a paper bucket full of my blood in front of me and me puking it up. I'm ushered outside wondering where the fuck am I and taken by me mum onto the bus home. Me face is swolen outwards so I look like a Channel 5 documentary and I never missed a day brushing me teeth for a good 15-20 years afterwards.

Fucking hate dentists, the gassing cunts.

PS true story, my wife's an ex-dental receptionist (and was working there when I met her).
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