BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Childhood TraumaGood things about my Mum: Resourcefulness. When an epic nosebleed broke out just before school she found the obvious solution and gave me a tampon to wedge up my nose.
Bad things about my Mum: an inability to consider the effect on a 12 year-old boy when his schoolfriends realise he has a tampon up his nose. Specifically, when his schoolfriends realise that he has a tampon up his nose because she didn't think to cut the bloody string off...
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HahaExcellent. Scarred for life. Bring on the name calling...
clicky for cuntface :)
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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