BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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note to selfdrinking a bottle of aftershock to yourself will make you paraletic.
waking the folks up by clattering through the front door and falling unconscious will inevitably piss them off.
proceeding to spew 'red, red horror' on to their new cream carpet will completely freak them out.
racing to hospital in a wail of blue lights and sirens is shit if you are trying to sleep.
if do you find yourself in this position again make sure you bribe the doctor before he informs your parents that their son was not vomiting pints of blood and that it was in fact red aftershock.
parents revenge is always sweet. they will refuse allowing your stomach to be pumped as they will derive as much satisfaction as is sadistically possible out of your impending hangover from hell.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 23:18, Reply)
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