Martin And The Hyde Road Run
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A bloke I once knew, called Martin, was a disgusting cunt. His party trick was to stick his finger up his nose, twist, then bleed on people. Yup - he could make his nose bleed on demand.

Then this one evening we decided, yet again, to attempt The Hyde Road Run. It was a famous pubcrawl in the 80's. Starting from Gorton then drinking your way down to the city center. About 30 pubs in all. (Anyone any idea how many there are now?)

So off we went, a half pint in every pub. But Martin added a sinister twist to this drinking session. In every pub he quietly left about half an inch of congealing blood in an ashtray for the bar staff to find.

Like I said - he's a disgusting cunt....


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:16, 4 replies)

oooff...
feel bad for the servers
( Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:20, closed)

As much as I love you
and even tho it's his bluddy fault, I just can't clicky. Erggg
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:34, closed)

'The Hyde Road Run'

The Coventry equivilent is called 'The Craven Run' and is similarly about 30 pubs within a half mile radius on a square block around Craven Street.

One day I will conquer that personal mountain...haven't got even remoteley close in my previous attempts, but my plucky British spirit drives me on to succeed!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 9:56, closed)

Revolting.
I thought I was bad enough leaving angry wasps under glasses.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:59, closed)