BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Yes,it's another qotw which I have lots of answers for. Most aren't crude but are long..... this is the exception.
Period sex.
I'm sorry to bring this up, but it still makes me smile. I'll keep it short.
We all know we shouldn't, but we also know the thrill of breaking a taboo, however minor, so although my ex was usually off limits for a few days a month, occasionally a good bath towel would be ruined as we, um, couldn't wait.
The thing that makes me smile though is the pantomime that went on afterwards. I was required to, er, reverse out slowly and lay staring at the ceiling while she "ugh"d and "ew"d as she cleaned up the carnage. I faced pain of death if I even glanced south before the gore was removed..... as though I wanted to see mini-baw drenched in gunk.
She also once took a tampax out while I was in the room. I still can't eat spare ribs.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 4:12,
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It is a very touchy subject with the ladies......and you utter minge. Spare ribs are the holiest of foodstuffs. I shall gag next time I munch down.
Ooh, completely reminded me of another story. Ta. *clicks*
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