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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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DIY Vasectomy
Mine was a happy life, playing amongst disused railway embankments and woodland, not a care in the world...

I was about 7. I'd finished froliking and had returned a grubby little bastard, needing to be washed. Not a problem methinks, I start running a bath (does anybody take these anymore?) and de-robe, ready for some Count Duckula bubble-bath joy. I had a floatilla of assorted boats and floatsam awaiting my command.

The bath is ready, I gleefully clamber to get in. As I do, I feel a tinge of pain 'down below'...

Lots of blood and a swift exit later, I peer down to see my cock dangling in half, pissing blood and hanging around like some kind of fleshy groupie. Cue screams and a bemused neighbour being summoned, as she's a nurse.

Turns out I'd managed to trap the skin around my little pee-pee in the bath side. I mean, what the fuck?!

8 stitches and a lot of screams later, the little trooper was as stitched up like a kipper.

I'm pleased to report that as of yet, all seems fine plumbing-wise (ie no sketchy pissing out sideways).


Length? A kiddy cock is only about an inch I think...

(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 9:34, Reply)

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