One morning
My ex and I were staying at my parents house.
We'd both been a little tipsy and had had a nice evening of sexytime and cuddles.
I went down for breakfast a little the worse for wear, and wandered into the kitchen where my dad was indulging in some tea and toast. He saw me and his face fell.
"What happened to you ?" he asked.
Thinking he was referring to me looking hungover, I explained that I'd had a bit much the previous evening.
"No BK," he said. "Take a look in the mirror"

I did, and....well, they say you're not a real man until you've got 'blood on your sword'.

I had it on my visor.

Went back upstairs. My ex was still asleep on sheets resembling the Japanese flag.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:47, 1 reply)

Hahahaha!
*click*

Break out the colgate!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:49, closed)