BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Banjo'dIn the changing room one morning before football Dave walks in slowly, sits down and doesn't move, he looks in pain and very tired. "You ok, mate?" one of his team mates asks. "No", replies Dave, "been up the hospital all night. Mrs was giving me a shufty and her bracelet caught the banjo string. Blood everywhere. Had to chuck out the sheets."
That killed the pre-match team talk.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 14:23, Reply)
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