Another banjo string story...
The banjo story on here reminded me of a time when I was getting down and dirty with my then-girlfriend. We were getting it on and she seemed to be enjoying it so I started to get a bit over confident with my thrusting - pulling right out and thrusting it all the way back in. This was fine for about a few minutes but then I went to slam it back in and I missed...

My banjo ripped and instantly started pissing with blood. I screamed in pain, jumped up and ran to the sink where the blood could spill out without damaging the bedsheets/carpet, etc.

Now what happened next I cannot explain. I'm welcoming people's opinions on this, and if anyone has had the same thing happen to them then please tell me... but *something* came out of the tear in my cock. It was about 3 inches long (yes, my cock is bigger than that), 3/4 of an inch wide and was deep red. It looked like a leech but made out of my own blood. I have no idea what the fuck it was. It felt like jelly in my hands, and when I lifted it out of the sink to show my girlfriend she was sick all over the landing.

I thought it might be some sort of erectile tissue but my cock felt the same afterwards and have never had a problem getting it up. I just had to lay off the sex for about 6 months afterwards to let my banjo heal.

Weird.
(kabukisteve, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 16:39, 4 replies)

Better out than in...
Sounds like a lump of cock cancer to me.
(wrigglesworth, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 16:48, closed)

Sounds like
Maybe it was a blood clot? I dunno much for wang bleeding seeing as I have a V-hole, but I did get a wretched nose bleed once which led to a similar nasty goopy thing to come out of my nostril...
*shrug* or maybe you have dick parasites....
(twuntysomething, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 16:50, closed)

lol
Hi, what you experienced was indeed a blood clot.

Most guys never see them, next time ask your girlfriendn when shes on her period, i can garuntee she gets them.
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 16:51, closed)

Arrrgh
I shall be forever careful!
I can't stand the thought of anything happening to my man meat D:
*click* in sympathy and revulsion!
( ClanSoul, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:23, closed)