Blood is closely connected...
...to my obsession. Vampires.

That in mind, I make no apologies for the grossness/length of the following stories I have been in/witnessed. It seems I am somewhat desperate to see my insides more than my outsides, but here goes.

I suffer from PCOS (look it up) one of the symptoms are really *really* REALLY heavy periods. I used to go through a two pack of always in a day! I got taken home from school after a little *accident* after asking my business studies teacher if I could go to the toilet for the 4th time that lesson.

I was on holiday with the school in France. My friend and I were taking the piss out of the French on some park bench watching people walk their dogs, jogging, rollarblading etc. Suddenly some woman comes hurtling down a slight hill on rollarblades before tripping up and headbutting the curb. A huge crack ensued followed by the womans nose gushing the red stuff and her saying 'kleenex?' to anyone. Our teacher turned up with literally an arm full of tissues.

In home-ec we had a teacher called Hitler, she really was a bitch. I was cutting a pepper for something and instead of doing the logical thing and using a spoon to scoop out the seeds, I used a knife and cut my left index finger to the bone. I didn't notice until I turned to my friend and asked 'do peppers have juice?' she shook her head and I put two and two together after I got a splattering of blood over my face. I was instructed to cover it (with a tea towel) and got sent outside. Where I was ridiculed by the tough kids from the school next door. Gutted.

A couple of years ago I was at a gig with an ex, I know he reads this so I'll not diss him. We were stood at the barrier watching a really heavy band. About 2 songs in the croud surfers started coming over, some guy, standing in front of the barrier shoved his crotch in my face to grab one from behind, however, said crowd surfer fell, ass first on top of me. Smashing my head into the barrier just underneath my nose. The pain made me convinced my head had exploded, which it promptly did, with blood. I was gushing from my nose and the cuts in my lips, I was dragged over the barrier only after I had made a puddle. I spent the rest of the gig alone, gushing blood and dithering in the med bay. My ex had decided to stay in his place instead of coming with me.

There are more, I took a chunk of skin off my ankle shaving my legs and didn't notice until my friend pointed it out. We stemmed the flow with a towel and phone cord. I saved a friend's sister from certain death when she cut her wrists to ribbons.

Oh, and swallowing too much blood, weather it's you're own or someone elses makes you very sick. So don't do it children.
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