The hero known as 'KNIFEY'.
When I was a wild child, unlike the domesticated dinosaur I am now, I went cruising for a chick. Anyway, I found one who looked exactly like Traci Lords! She wanted to see my ‘pocket rocket’ and directed me to where I hoped was her pad for some wild scrabble playing (NO DICTIONARY WHOAH!).

I must admit I was surprised to find myself in a kind of meat locker warehouse and I started to protest but then my ears pricked up at the driving sounds of bass. Traci grabbed my hand and took me into a giant night club! It was great. Lots of hip and happening people like me were dancing and raving. The music was great! There I was dancing away, doing my best dance, the one where I kind of shuffle backwards and side to side whilst simultaneously waving my arms in the air. I caught sight of Traci and she was snogging a woman! Oh yeah, dude, that was so hot (TRIPLE LETTER SCORE).

Then the sprinkler malfunctioned coincidentally at the climax of the song (which I must admit, had started to get repetitive) and lots of rusty water came sprinkling out! This didn’t please my new pals and they started to get really mean and kick me and stuff.

I wanted to escape but then out of nowhere this black dude shows up. WOW CAN HE KICK! He beat them all up and even stuck something into Traci Lords that made her go all melty.

So the party kind of finished and it wasn’t as good as I thought it could be.

So then I went for a McDonalds.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 19:33, 2 replies)

A black dude shows up and sticks something in Traci Lords that makes her go all melty?
I think I might have seen that movie, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Blade.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 21:47, closed)

^haha
Brilliant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:12, closed)