BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Baguette!A few months back I was at work, and decided to have a baguette for my tea. So I wander into the staff kitchen and get out said baguette and a bread knife and, holding the bread in my hand (rather than on a plate), I cut...into it and then the my knuckle. I can still feel the blade tearing as I sawed, and I looked at the cut on my finger, very deep, no pain. Oh heres the blood! And the Pain! I jabbed my finger into my mouth, and shouted for Ade (the other nurse on with me) "MmmMmmMMMm kmMmmMmmM mmmM" which meant "Ive cut me finger! Get a freekin bandage". He wasnt sure what was up, til he saw me with blood in my beard and my hand in my mouth.
Sandwich was nice in the end BTW.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:46, 1 reply)
Owch...I did the same thing, it went straight into the top of my finger. I did a funny little dance and felt a bit sick afterwards.
I got told off by the nurse that stuck it back together two days later for not having it stitched! XD
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:58, closed)
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