I despise horses
This is a perfect illustration of why.
Nasty, stinking, unstable, heavy, hard hoofed, toothy, skittish bastards.
I would rather approach a pit bull that has had its bollocks flicked repeatedly with a thick elastic band than one of those gits.

The strangest thing is though that I can usually spot women who like horses just by looking at them. Something in their faces just says that they like to spend their weekends scooping a metric ton of horseshit out of a stable and cooing over their 'beautiful horsey'. I avoid them.
A dog is a mans best friend, horses were transport made obsolete by the internal combustion engine - get with the 19th century and send those buggers to the Winalot factory. Or France.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:34, Reply)